Shock might be a bit strong, but there are a few things that I am having to adjust to as I complete my 4th week here in south Texas.
Customer Service. Not only are the checkout/front-desk type people polite, smiling, attentive, but about half are down right chatty. I stopped into the UPS store today to buy stamps and the guy at the register asked how my Thanksgiving was! I had a whole conversation about salad dressing with the check-out guy at the grocery store, and the retail sales chic at the swim suit shop asked if I was going on vacation. This evening, I was spending a lot of time examining the varieties of apples I've never heard of, when a guy who worked there stopped in his tracks to ask if I needed help finding an apple!
Which brings me to the next item: Ginormous Grocery Stores. Every grocery store is as big as the biggest Super-Walmart you've ever been in. I have to leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find the door I entered through. I may not walk to the store anymore, but I must walk a couple miles each time I'm in one of these damn places looking for something. The big grocery chain in Texas is the H.E.B. (It's good but nothing compares to Central Market, which will get a posting of its own someday). You should see the selection of barbecue sauce - seriously half the aisle. I tried using a cart once, it didn't go well.
While we're shopping, let me tell you about Store Hours. Clothing stores close at 6 or 7 latest! This is difficult when one is used to shopping til 9. Also, the nearest H&M is in Phoenix, AZ. BUT San Antonio has pretty much every other clothing store you can name (Anthropologie, Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, etc., etc).
Weather, or people's lack of appreciation for it. Every day that I go outside and it's sunny and 70 degrees, I'm ready to throw a party. During work on Friday, I walked out to the parking lot to get a snack from my car (I store nonperishable goods in my trunk), and another person walked past me - someone who also worked there, but who I didn't know. In New York, this person and I would have smiled and said "gorgeous out today!" because these days are so rare that it puts everyone in a super good, friendly mood. But instead it was just me grinning like a freak and the other person going about their business. And if I DO mention to someone how nice the weather is, they say, "yeah thank goodness it's cooled off finally," because this past summer, there was a record-breaking heat wave (over 60 days of 100+ degrees) and drought in TX, while NY was getting rained on.
OK, that's all I've got for now.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I'm such a tourist
Karaoke in San Antonio
My roommate and I walked in to this mega-smokey pub near where we live that has Karaoke on Friday nights to find a young Asian man with shaggy hair singing a country song!! Asian! (I contained myself from taking his picture). After him, the night was pretty typical with folks singing a mix of pop and rock favorites and a few boring ballads or country songs mixed in. I did the Carrie Underwood song "Next Time that He Cheats," which I figured was appropriate, and then an old crowd pleaser, "Just a Girl." I was a hit.
me, Valerie, her friend Anthony
Then, to my surprise, a young black dude, who was there by himself apparently, gets up and says his own original rhymes over top of Radiohead's "Creep." It was by far one of the most quality performances I've ever witnessed. South Texas - who knew?
Black dude
me, Valerie, her friend Anthony
Then, to my surprise, a young black dude, who was there by himself apparently, gets up and says his own original rhymes over top of Radiohead's "Creep." It was by far one of the most quality performances I've ever witnessed. South Texas - who knew?
Black dude
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Canyon Lake
I'm still learning how to post pictures on this thing. Anyhow, after a productive Saturday morning, it was a sunny 82 degree November day and I decided spontaneously to go on a solo road trip up to Canyon Lake, a place I learned about from my car dealer friend.
This is a canyon.
...and this is the lake. I have way too good of a time with the delayed timer feature on my digital camera (thank you Jocelyn). The problem is it's only a 2 second delay so I inevitably look really awkward in every shot.
It's pretty out in these parts.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
San Antonio home
The best roommate ever
(she's not a Capri-Sun spokesmodel, but she could be)
The dining room
The kitchen
The living room
The back patio (and Bruiser)
The white things you see on the ground are bits of stuffing from a monkey Bruiser and Rizzo were given to destroy for fun.
The garden (temporarily empty)
The pond
Bruiser and Rizzo! So cute!
This is them jumping on me - the only shot (of many) in which I managed to get their faces. They are very excited 99% of the time.
(she's not a Capri-Sun spokesmodel, but she could be)
The dining room
The kitchen
The living room
The back patio (and Bruiser)
The white things you see on the ground are bits of stuffing from a monkey Bruiser and Rizzo were given to destroy for fun.
The garden (temporarily empty)
The pond
Bruiser and Rizzo! So cute!
This is them jumping on me - the only shot (of many) in which I managed to get their faces. They are very excited 99% of the time.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Fist City
I think that working in a nursing home is the absolute best way to really get know the people of an area quickly. All of my patients look like this:
...which is really confusing to me after working in uber-diverse Queens. And they all have names like J.R. Ewing, no kidding. By day 3 on the new job I had a favorite patient. He is a veteran, like everyone in this town, and a retired minister. He pronounces all words starting in "w" with a "h," as in (don't forget the drawl) "hwell, I hwent after a hwhile."
He was complaining this morning about a nurse or a therapist from the past or whoever, and said "we were headed to fist city in a hurry..." Not trusting my ears I said, "Wait, you were headed where?" Sure enough he emphasized "fist city" and stuck up his dukes with a grin on his face, ready for a throw down. I laughed, admitting I'd never heard that before.
His grin grows and he snaps back,
"Yankee!"
...which is really confusing to me after working in uber-diverse Queens. And they all have names like J.R. Ewing, no kidding. By day 3 on the new job I had a favorite patient. He is a veteran, like everyone in this town, and a retired minister. He pronounces all words starting in "w" with a "h," as in (don't forget the drawl) "hwell, I hwent after a hwhile."
He was complaining this morning about a nurse or a therapist from the past or whoever, and said "we were headed to fist city in a hurry..." Not trusting my ears I said, "Wait, you were headed where?" Sure enough he emphasized "fist city" and stuck up his dukes with a grin on his face, ready for a throw down. I laughed, admitting I'd never heard that before.
His grin grows and he snaps back,
"Yankee!"
Monday, November 9, 2009
The Roach Motel
This is an untouched digital photograph of the carpet in The Continental Inn (a.k.a. Roach Motel) that I stayed in for 5 nights (even though I paid for a week) upon arriving in San Antonio. What color do you think it is?? I honestly couldn't tell - blue? green? grey? brown? This motel was 100% nasty. It smelled like dog. I was one second from blowing out of this shit hole and finding the nearest Hilton.
Of course there was a roach, hanging out under the alarm clock of all places. So I couldn't sleep the first night, afraid the south Texan roaches were going to crawl all over my bed. The next night, I tap the alarm clock - just in case - and guess who is there again! What a dumbass! So I murdered that roach, and his friends must have gotten the message.
I slept with the dead bolt, the chain and the chair against the door so that the dead bolt wouldn't move. But no one really bothered me - it was just so depressing in there. It would be 80 degrees and sunny outside and just dank and dark and smelly inside. There was no fridge or microwave as advertised, so I ate nuts and dried fruit out of a paper bag (along with plenty of take-out). Thankfully there was cable and internet service, albeit slow/spotty. And I adapted to my surroundings, like a good little shape-shifter.
Now I am writing from the comfort of my new home,
my repugnance acquiesced by time and distance, but the scars the Roach Motel left on my soul may ne'er heal.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Things that would never ever ever ever happen in New York
I viewed a room for rent yesterday evening (the first one I went to see). A girl in her late 20's has owned this house for about 10 years and has never had a roommate (aside from her ex-husband). She's a cute little thing with long brown hair that was all blown out in feathery waves for a night on the town. I was my usual spazzy self full of nervous energy trying to make a decent impression, but we have a pleasant chat and the place is nice and I told her I'd probably call her over the weekend to let her know if I was interested. So this morning, I get this text message from her - it is 100% completely unedited:
"Hey girly, I hope you have a good first day!! And I hope you decide to be my roommate- I really think we'd get along great and build a great friendshi [sic]. If you decide so, let me know today before I leave out of town, that way I can leave you the key and you have the weekend to settle in and enjoy the house to yourself. Have a good day!"
For the record, I think this is really sweet and I may actually move in with her. . tbc
"Hey girly, I hope you have a good first day!! And I hope you decide to be my roommate- I really think we'd get along great and build a great friendshi [sic]. If you decide so, let me know today before I leave out of town, that way I can leave you the key and you have the weekend to settle in and enjoy the house to yourself. Have a good day!"
For the record, I think this is really sweet and I may actually move in with her. . tbc
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Texas Professionalism
I went car shopping today. I went to 3 dealerships and the only scumbaggery I encountered was at the Volvo dealer. It's a lot of fun test driving cars. I love telling the sales guy as he gets into the passenger seat of the car that I haven't driven for 10 years!
So the Ford dealership guy was my favorite. He was fumbling around and unsure of how to answer several questions, a super nice guy in his 60's with a little gray moustache. He has a big picture in his office of himself in a cowboy hat standing between his grown kids in some field (think a thinner "Gus Witherspoon"). At one point Tommy Guy Cude (his real name) offers to get the keys to a second car that I want to look at. I tell him I don't want to trouble him and he replies, "now you know better'n that." I think that translates loosely into "no problem."
The car I bought:
So the Ford dealership guy was my favorite. He was fumbling around and unsure of how to answer several questions, a super nice guy in his 60's with a little gray moustache. He has a big picture in his office of himself in a cowboy hat standing between his grown kids in some field (think a thinner "Gus Witherspoon"). At one point Tommy Guy Cude (his real name) offers to get the keys to a second car that I want to look at. I tell him I don't want to trouble him and he replies, "now you know better'n that." I think that translates loosely into "no problem."
The car I bought:
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